The Magic Swimming Pool
Three men are at a swimming pool.
When the first man jumps in the pool he shouts:
"I wish I were rich!"
And as he shouts it, the pool's filled with gold coins.
The second guy seems amazed, and wants to give it a try, too.
So, as he jumps he shouts:
"I wish I had banana's!"
And so he falls into a pool filled with banana's.
The third man looks astonished, and can't wait to do the same.
As he runs over to the pool he slips over a banana skin and shouts: "SHIT"